Life on the Road
Our recent questionnaire about
transporting cellos struck a real chord in all those of you who kindly
responded. Playing the cello brings with it the life-long challenge of
getting the all-too-human-sized ‘beloved brute’ – as one of you
expressed it – safely from A to B without too much stress to the back or
the nerves.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, the large
majority of respondents prefer to travel by car with their instruments.
Finding a safe space in the car to put the cello is their major
concern. Most prefer to put the cello at a 45° angle into a car seat,
either wedged behind a front seat or into the foot well of the front
passenger seat. Peter Alsop shifts his front passenger seat back to get
the cello case in, and then moves the seat forward again to hold it
securely without the need for a seat belt. He likes to think that
wedging the cello in would make it more difficult for a smash-and-grab
thief to take the cello at a service station. In his younger days,
Peter put a trilby hat onto the cello case in the passenger seat, but
once got stopped by the police who wondered if he was carrying a
corpse. One respondent admits that he always puts his cello in the
front passenger seat, even if his wife is travelling with him, which
inevitably attracts comment about the cello being more important than
the tolerant back seat passenger!
Some of you lie the cello down across the back seat if there is room in
the car. This technique is only safe if the cello is strapped or
otherwise immobilised, as Muriel Daniels found when she braked hard to
avoid hitting a squirrel: ‘I jammed on the brakes and the cello fell
into the foot well. You’ve guessed it – one damaged cello but one happy
squirrel!’ We were surprised how few people routinely use a seat belt
to restrain the cello; sometimes the seat belt is not long enough to
reach, particularly in back seats, but we’d strongly recommend taking
the trouble to strap the cello down as you would a human passenger, not
only for the cello’s safety but to make sure that you would not be hurt
by your cello case in a road accident.
Depending on the design of your case, it can be easier to put a cello
into the car upside-down, though some of you worry that this would not
be good for the cello. We regularly put cellos upside-down into cars,
but taking care that there is nothing in the accessory pocket or loose
in the case which could fall out and damage the varnish.
Others like to use to use the boot for their cellos if their car has a
roomy enough rear, although some express concern that instruments in the
boot could get damaged if a car went into the back of them. This is
certainly a genuine risk; we were once unlucky enough to be in an M25
pile-up and our cello was damaged when we were hit in the rear.
Clearly, if expense and ecology were not an issue, it would be great if
we could all drive our cellos around in Range Rovers. William
Fuller-Tweed doesn't recommend a Land Rover as he worries that
the very hard suspension will shake the cello so badly that the sound
post will move, and the back door with the spare wheel is so heavy that
it always attempts to crush the cello as it's lifted in and out.
A real no-no for cellists (unless you have a cast-iron lower back) is a
two-door car. In the real world, however, there are some makes of car
which accommodate certain cello cases well.
Useful makes of car mentioned (often nostalgically) for their capacious
boot-room include: Rover 25, Saab 900 and 9000, Volvo V40 estate, Volvo
740, Skoda Octavia Hatchback, Skoda Fabia, Toyota Yaris T3 (‘the biggest small car on
the market’ according to Yvonne Marie Parsons) and Renault Kangoo. The
Peugot 307SW was chosen as a family car by Melanie Woodcock especially
for its helpfully-designed back seats: ‘The middle back seat folds down,
so we can fit two children in either side of the cello (which lies down)
beautifully.’ William Fuller-Tweed finds that the Peugeot
Partner is wide enough for the cello to be place across the boot.
Another cellist says her new Peugeot 1007 is the best car she's
ever used to transport a cello. The front passenger seat lies flat
so the cello can lie from the back seat forwards, immobilised by the
front passenger seat belt. Clare Graham loved her Honda Civic for the way its back seats folded
down really flat so that she could put the cello through the boot into
the back seat area. Catherine
Ardagh-Walter
chose her Seat Toledo because of its huge boot: ‘It is the only saloon
car I could find on the market which can take a cello case without
moving the back seats forward. I can pop my cello in the boot and close
the door, and nobody would know there was a cello tucked in there!'
Few of us will have tried Peter Alsop’s
ecologically sound trick of carrying two cellos on a bicycle: ‘I
actually found that two cellos is easier on a bike than one – gets a
better balance though hard to manoeuvre, and impossible on hills…’
Perhaps not surprisingly, your feedback
about train travel with a cello was not always positive. The biggest
problem is securing a safe place for the cello – the best place being
the seat next to you, though this option is rarely available. Ruth
Hardy has gone as far as buying a child’s ticket for her cello when she
travels by train but even this hasn’t always protected her from the
censure of the ticket collector or other passengers. Buying a child’s
ticket may be the safest option as trains become more crowded and it’s
certainly not expensive.
Fiona Hedges has sometimes resigned herself to giving her seat to her
cello and standing next to it, but still having to face down the
disapproval of the guards and other unseated passengers. Nikki-Kate
Hayes has had the same experience: ‘Sometimes I’ll stand up and give my
cello a seat rather than myself. If I get questioned I say that ‘she’
(my cello) is older than me!!’
We often travel with cellos by train; our
favoured method of securing cellos on trains with suitable carriages is
to lash the cello firmly with a piece of cord to an upright luggage rack
or other vertical support, in full view of our seat. The lashing
protects the cello from falling over and also, one hopes, from
opportunistic thieves. A bungee strap can be used instead of cord, as
can a flexible bicycle lock. At other times we lie the cello down on
its side in the gangway next to our seats and smile apologetically at
people as they squeeze past. Colin Jackson regularly travels with his
cello from Sevenoaks to London and finds it best to sit
in the disabled section of the train, if the seats are not needed by
wheelchairs, prams or bikes. Sonia Hammond finds the easiest train
company is National Express East Coast (formerly known as GNER) where
there is a space at one end of the carriage for a cello to stand behind
a seat; some Virgin train carriages also have this feature. One
distinct benefit of travelling with a cello mentioned by several people
was the way a cello case parts the crowds in front of you at a busy
station.
Our final question in the survey was
about cello cases: do you use wheels, and if not, is your case
comfortable to carry? This opened a rich seam of comment – regret from
those still struggling with heavy Hiscox and Paxman cases and longing
for lighter modern versions, happy comments from those of you with new
light cases such as BAM, Deranleau and Stevenson. To our surprise,
relatively few respondents use wheeled cases, and those who have them
only wheel their cellos over a very smooth surface such as marble or
carpet, for fear of damaging the cello inside. In our opinion, cellos
are unlikely to come to any harm when wheeled over fairly rough ground
as long as the padding inside is appropriate and the cello endpin does
not make contact with the shell of the cello case.
Several
of you mentioned the advantage of using double rucksack-style straps
rather than single shoulder straps to carry a case. James Rees, one of
the intrepid Extreme Cellists, carried his cello up the tallest
mountains in Scotland, Ireland, England and Wales in the summer of 2008
and swears by his Fiedler back pack system on his Stevenson cello case.
Given the intensity of feedback about
cello case design, we’d love to gather your comments about cello cases,
for use in a future article. Please telephone or email if you’d like us
to post you a questionnaire; alternatively you’ll find one by clicking
here.
All respondents will receive a
free set of Cello Care Guide postcards.